God owns the Nikes that Marty McFly wore in Back to the Future Part II
You know, the ones with the power laces
When he walks in airports, people throw streamers, girls swoon and faint, and flight attendants scatter rose petals at his feet
He endorses consumer products in Japan and manufactures his own energy drink
He has read The Secret
He contemplates Pierre Bourdieu’s investigative frameworks of cultural and social capital and argues that judgments of taste are related to social position
His jeans are made by Dolce & Gabbana
He was spotted leaving Coco de Ville with Brody Jenner
Who the fuck is Brody Jenner?
TMZ is reporting a sex tape has been leaked with he and Miley Cyrus
His publicist declines to comment
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Any reference to Back To the Future gets a nod from me. kudos. ~DJ Bones
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