God is overweight
He lives in a highly fortified compound with an extensive collection of impractical automobiles and World War II militaria
And snow leopards
He is surrounded by five-year-old Japanese guitar prodigies
Playing Van Halen’s “Eruption” on red Flying Vs with yellow polka dots
The guitars are the size of eight-year-old German boys
He moves like an early-’70s acid rock video
Transposing live performance with still photography
The snow leopards are malnourished
Animal rights activists surround the compound with crude homemade signs and rocks the size of racquetballs
A giant, inflatable rat with a collective pulse
They smash his beautiful bay windows like this is All Hallows Eve and he lives in the old Myers house
The guards are compensated handsomely and they are armed to the teeth
This environment is not conducive to snow leopards.
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