God has a vacation home in the West Indies where he stays once football is season is over
His mahogany liquor cabinet has a dark cherry finish and is filled with Prohibition whiskey
The humidor is stocked with pre-embargo Cubans
Ramon Allones Tubos from 1959
5 ½ inch, 42 ring gauge La Coronas from 1937
The tobacconist’s Philosopher’s Stone
He has a personal chef who followed Marco Polo’s spice route
Who marinates the lamb in monatomic gold
The palate of soft earth tones and amber resin lighting complements the Snapper Escabeche with red onion and Muscat grapes
A jeroboam of 1787 Chateau Lafite is kept in the wine cellar
It once belonged to Thomas Jefferson
The chef sneaks a Montecristo No. 2 from the humidor after preparing Osaka black cod with soy and a sweet mirin glaze
God doesn’t even notice
The deity business is lucrative
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