Showing posts with label powdered tiger bone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label powdered tiger bone. Show all posts

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Hokkaido Free Verse: The 47 Prefectures of an Alternative Dimensional State

God reviews the New York Times for grammatical errors every morning over a cup of Kopi Luwak

He audits Time for factual discrepancies

He verifies The Economist’s sources

He stays current on embryonic stem cell research by reading the latest scientific trade journals from Taiwan

After breakfast, he sniffs powdered tiger bone imported from Shanghai

God’s favorite publication is In Touch Weekly

Heidi Montag makes him want to vomit

An earthquake ravages the Pacific