God reviews the New York Times for grammatical errors every morning over a cup of Kopi Luwak
He audits Time for factual discrepancies
He verifies The Economist’s sources
He stays current on embryonic stem cell research by reading the latest scientific trade journals from Taiwan
After breakfast, he sniffs powdered tiger bone imported from Shanghai
God’s favorite publication is In Touch Weekly
Heidi Montag makes him want to vomit
An earthquake ravages the Pacific
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Just the fact that you mentioned Heidi Montag, makes "me" want to vomit. Thumbs down on any written line that validates, even implicates her existence, sorry.
--corpse wife
by the way, my screen name changed from corpsewife 666 to tracey...it was an accident...oh well.
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